#fuck you paramount+

[shironezuninja]

I’ll be stuck in preowned Mirage TurtleVerse memories forever. Paramount+ doesn’t deserve to own my Kame Brethren if they cut out a scene from Enter the Dragons Part 2. Good thing I’ll be researching Spidey comics for a while.

[justherejusttherejusteverywhere]

IT TOOK ME A FUCKING HOUR BUT I FINALLY FOUND SOMEWHERE TO WATCH SMALL SOLDIERS

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

What... what do you mean that there won't be a TF ONE sequel 😰😭😩????

WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!????

[completeimbecile]

Lesbians flirt so weirdly like what do you mean “I’ve studied your gait, you walk like a neurotic pigeon” just say you’re in love with her and go

[okaybut-merelyplayers]

Bring back Blockbuster and new episode Sundays on cable because this streaming shit is a joke

[hercarisntyours]

tfhypeguy is out here doing god's work

[jaybirdscoffee]

anybody else notice the startling lack of elita-1 content in most of the transformers one promo stuff?

[littlelesbianintern]

if i had a nickel for every time i have lost a fictional 40s/50s lesbian couple in 2023 because of greedy corporations who hate lesbians I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot buts it’s FUCKED UP THAT ITS HAPPENED TWICE

[itsfrenchfornothankyou]

The thing about Trafalgar is that he is determined to be the angsty emo in a series which is, unfortunately, a found family comedy

[ethan-nestor-owns-my-heart]

Feeling sad about how different the scream fandom was a year ago. A year ago today scream VI was coming out next week, everyone was hyped, sharing our theories, overanalysing new trailers and enjoying all cast interviews and now it’s just…nothing. Fuck you paramount and spyglass you spineless zionists.

[genesisvirus]

friendly reminder from your local hedgehog (the other one <3) since its going to release soon

do NOT give your money to sonic 3 or paramount. do not support them financially. the sonic movies are one of their biggest money makers right now, and they're using the IP to spread an agenda. they already turned sonic into a cop supporter, do you really think they're gonna handle shadow's backstory with any sort of grace?

even if you don't care about that, they are still pro-israel. it literally doesn't hurt you NOT to spend money on a movie like legit. you don't NEED to give paramount money.

i would say ways around giving them money but i'm sure y'all can guess.. not gonna give ammo to any actual cops 😏 good fucking luck charging me bastards.

[lesblightt]

Lydia: Did it hurt?

Cynthia: When I fell from heaven?

Lydia: No dear, when you fell off the stage..

Floyd: We literally all saw you.

[the-cactus-taco]

It should go without saying, but just to make my stance very clear: I support the Gaza and Palestine relief efforts and so should you!! I’ve actually put the link to the ESRB click for Palestine page in my bio, and will continue to share as many resources as possible.

Also Note: my main priority at the moment is keeping myself alive while handling some extreme mental health issues that have been getting worse as of late. So, despite my efforts, if you ever see me engaging in a piece of media created by a company that supports the Israel government (including even being on this website. Fuck you Tumblr staff) please remember: I am unfortunately an American citizen, and there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. And there are numerous ways to enjoy a piece of media without supporting bigoted companies:

Here are some helpful resources, and don’t forget to click for Palestine!

[hore4women]

Floyd: Uh ohhhh looks like someone has a crush!

Lydia: I do not! It’s not like I stay awake at night thinking about her.

Later that evening:

Lydia in her bed:

Lydia: Uh oh.

[afterlife-2004]

FIRST OFFICIAL TRAILER FOR THE SONIC MOVIE 3! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 🦔💨💙💥🦔🖤❤️⚡️

[schwhoopsie]

fuck paramount+ all my homies hate paramount+