#fuck you paramount+

[shironezuninja]

I’ll be stuck in preowned Mirage TurtleVerse memories forever. Paramount+ doesn’t deserve to own my Kame Brethren if they cut out a scene from Enter the Dragons Part 2. Good thing I’ll be researching Spidey comics for a while.

[justherejusttherejusteverywhere]

IT TOOK ME A FUCKING HOUR BUT I FINALLY FOUND SOMEWHERE TO WATCH SMALL SOLDIERS

[completeimbecile]

Lesbians flirt so weirdly like what do you mean “I’ve studied your gait, you walk like a neurotic pigeon” just say you’re in love with her and go

[okaybut-merelyplayers]

Bring back Blockbuster and new episode Sundays on cable because this streaming shit is a joke

[hercarisntyours]

tfhypeguy is out here doing god's work

[jaybirdscoffee]

anybody else notice the startling lack of elita-1 content in most of the transformers one promo stuff?

[littlelesbianintern]

if i had a nickel for every time i have lost a fictional 40s/50s lesbian couple in 2023 because of greedy corporations who hate lesbians I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot buts it’s FUCKED UP THAT ITS HAPPENED TWICE

[itsfrenchfornothankyou]

The thing about Trafalgar is that he is determined to be the angsty emo in a series which is, unfortunately, a found family comedy

[ethan-nestor-owns-my-heart]

Feeling sad about how different the scream fandom was a year ago. A year ago today scream VI was coming out next week, everyone was hyped, sharing our theories, overanalysing new trailers and enjoying all cast interviews and now it’s just…nothing. Fuck you paramount and spyglass you spineless zionists.

[genesisvirus]

friendly reminder from your local hedgehog (the other one <3) since its going to release soon

do NOT give your money to sonic 3 or paramount. do not support them financially. the sonic movies are one of their biggest money makers right now, and they're using the IP to spread an agenda. they already turned sonic into a cop supporter, do you really think they're gonna handle shadow's backstory with any sort of grace?

even if you don't care about that, they are still pro-israel. it literally doesn't hurt you NOT to spend money on a movie like legit. you don't NEED to give paramount money.

i would say ways around giving them money but i'm sure y'all can guess.. not gonna give ammo to any actual cops 😏 good fucking luck charging me bastards.

[lesblightt]

Lydia: Did it hurt?

Cynthia: When I fell from heaven?

Lydia: No dear, when you fell off the stage..

Floyd: We literally all saw you.

[the-cactus-taco]

It should go without saying, but just to make my stance very clear: I support the Gaza and Palestine relief efforts and so should you!! I’ve actually put the link to the ESRB click for Palestine page in my bio, and will continue to share as many resources as possible.

Also Note: my main priority at the moment is keeping myself alive while handling some extreme mental health issues that have been getting worse as of late. So, despite my efforts, if you ever see me engaging in a piece of media created by a company that supports the Israel government (including even being on this website. Fuck you Tumblr staff) please remember: I am unfortunately an American citizen, and there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. And there are numerous ways to enjoy a piece of media without supporting bigoted companies:

Here are some helpful resources, and don’t forget to click for Palestine!

[hore4women]

Floyd: Uh ohhhh looks like someone has a crush!

Lydia: I do not! It’s not like I stay awake at night thinking about her.

Later that evening:

Lydia in her bed:

Lydia: Uh oh.

[afterlife-2004]

FIRST OFFICIAL TRAILER FOR THE SONIC MOVIE 3! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 🦔💨💙💥🦔🖤❤️⚡️

[schwhoopsie]

fuck paramount+ all my homies hate paramount+

[sweaterkittensahoy]

There's a post from 2017 that goes around that I saw again, and the description of the Edward in Twilight still makes me stare in horror because it's this:

Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella...

And I'm not replying to the original post because it's from 2017, and I'm sure that person has dealt with this enough, but I need to get these feelings out:

He was an abusive piece of shit. Edward was an abusive piece of shit. I only read through Chapter 9 of the first book and had to give up because he was an abusive piece of shit. The grabbing. The shouting. The grabbing. The reckless driving. The GRABBING. THE STALKING. THE WATCHING HER IN HER OWN WINDOW.

That's not borderline. That's abuse. All of it.

Edward's a fucking shitstain, and look, I have nothing against loving a fictional shitstain, but this was specifically a shitstain aimed at teenage girls to teach them what a perfect husband was supposed to be in the eyes of the Mormon Church, and. Well. YIKES.

Teenage girls have every right to crushes on shit fictional characters as anyone else, but they are also people you need to make sure understand why assholes like Edward aren't a fucking goal while also being fun to read about in fiction. You get me?